excuse me, fandom overlords, I have a complaint

[aphrodite_mine]

I finished We Have Always Lived in the Castle last night (MUCH SQUEE, much WTAF at Letham's outro - YOU SIR are dragging hoses and dirt into this house) and had a bout of anxiety-related insomnia (oh dread, I see ya there) so checked out AO3 because I recalled that I'd spied some fic when I'd done my initial look for anything related to Hangsaman (spoiler: there is none as of yet) and to my HORROR discovered that at least 50% of the fic is either Charles-centric or CHARLES/READER DUB CON. 

Is there a place I can sign a petition for Sebastian Stan to never be in a fandom I'm in? He's perfectly fine, but... GOD. 

(I do want all of the Merricat/Constance, though. Pretty please?)

(I want to say like, no offense if you're into that, but... I do not know if I can say that.)

Comments

Re: spoilers for terrible movie

[aphrodite_mine]

Okay thank god I'm not imagining it because he basically drew dicks all over the novel????????

Re: spoilers for terrible movie

[kore]

HE DID. And the horrifying thing was they seemed to be portraits of his own dick!

Re: spoilers for terrible movie

[aphrodite_mine]

*pushes up glasses and sips martini smugly*

Oh, Shirley Jackson? You've never heard of her.

But you've READ her.

Re: spoilers for terrible movie

[kore]

YES. Just, what even! What a self-aggrandizing superior dick. I just hate when "educated" people play that kind of gotcha. It's so stupid and mean-spirited and just makes people hate you, anyway.