A bunch of people are doing this, so why not

[aphrodite_mine]

STOP MAKING ME GAY (and by stop I mean PLEASE MORE).
(totally in alphabetical order)
(totally hotlinking)


A.J. Cook:: I know everyone else loves her for Criminal Minds, but I don't even go there. It's all about Higher Ground, baby. Shelby was the biggest dyke EVER.

Amanda Seyfreid:: STOP MAKING HEATHER GAY.

Amy Adams:: I actually haven't seen her in that much, but come on, just her stint on The Office was enough to make anyone gay. Except Jim?

Amy Poehler:: Anyone who has ever laughed at her on SNL is GAY NOW.

Anna Paquin:: She even makes vampires gay.

Anne Hathaway:: Telling rumors about your boyfriends doesn't stop you from spreading gayness.

Chelsea Handler:: OMG STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

Chloe Sevigny:: STOPPPPPPP.

Demi Lovato:: STOP MAKING YOURSELF GAY!

Diablo Cody:: Even working as a stripper can't stop the gay.

Ellen Page:: I'm not even going to tell Ellen to stop, because I'm pretty sure she can't control it.

Emilie DeRavin:: I don't even know what she's really up to now, but I still feel the Gay Ray Eyes left over from Roswell. Seriously.

Gillian Anderson:: Not gonna lie, Lady Dedlock brought the gay harder than Scully ever did, and Scully brought the gay pretty damn hard. (Also, Closure? REALLY GAY.)

Jenna Fischer:: AS WE SPEAK, THIS PICTURE IS MAKING ME GAY.

Jennifer Morrison:: *whimpers* Please... stop...?

Jenny Lewis:: NO JENNY NOT YOUR SPARKLY TIGHTS!!!

Jenny Owen Youngs:: Nooyes.

Kaya Scodelario:: What is that TINGLY GAY FEELING?

Keira Knightley:: You can't have her, straight people.

Kerry Condon:: She was the avatar for my gay RP player, so therefore I MADE HER GAY.

Leisha Hailey:: GAY FOR REAL GAY FOR REAL GAY FOR REAL

Maggie Gyllenhaal:: *COUGHMILFCOUGH*

Natalie Portman:: I'm kind of convinced that her new creepy skeezy boyfriend is a girl in really elaborate drag. I mean. His hair looks like a wig.

Olivia Wilde:: (don't go back to blonde)

Paula Brancati:: YOUR PLOTLINE ON DEGRASSI IS NOT CONVINCING ME.

Rachel Nichols:: Okay, I'm going to see G.I. Joe AND Star Trek because of you. Bitch.

Rachel Shelley:: Pretty and witty and (wait for it) GAY!

Rachel Skarsten:: Currently spends more time playing hockey than acting. Yeah.

Sally Hawkins:: EVEN MY MOM SAW THE GAY.

Sarah-Jane Potts:: *incapable of comment*

Shenae Grimes:: Come back to us, oh airbrushed one!

Tina Fey:: SHUT UP

Yvonne Strahovski:: Every Monday, a little bit gayer.

Zooey Deschanel:: So, if I put one of your movies on mute, and then put on She & Him Volume One, I would get hit by TWICE THE GAY.

Comments

[poisonarrows.livejournal.com]

ROFL, I approve of this post. \o/

[jengrrrl.livejournal.com]

*thumbs up* Also, I do not know who AJ Cook is (because I'm an elderly shut-in), but she is pretteh. I do know, because of femslash_today that there is a LOT of Criminal Minds girlslash. I can now see why. LOL

[dr-froglove.livejournal.com]

Amy Adams was on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

I'm not going to tell you what episode, and you're not allowed to imdb it. Just figure it out. :)

[kben.livejournal.com]

Tina Fey:: SHUT UP

SRSLY.

[gaminfiend.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it is the drinking but i love this post. Especially the following:

Jenny Owen Youngs:: Nooyes.

I think I love that picture especially because well I have a tie that looks the same.

[rererepetition.livejournal.com]

You actually really terrify me sometimes.

[http://users.livejournal.com/thrace_/]

EPIC POST IS EPIC.

The fact that Rachel Skarsten plays competitive hockey makes her 29834720387X hotter. Like, I didn't mind the kid before, but right now I kind of LOVE HER.

[st-aurafina.livejournal.com]

Guh! *is ded of the gay*

What the hell is in those Deschanel genes? OMG. And Amy Adams - thanks for being in Enchanted, now I feel extra dirty.

[bertiedav.livejournal.com]

LMAO, THIS IS SO FUCKING EPIC OMG

[smartasschef14.livejournal.com]

See? How in the world can anyone who's seen even one of those women not want to do things to them?

[zombieandgrits.livejournal.com]

Jenny Owen Youngs:: Nooyes.

I lol'ed