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Marcia ([personal profile] aphrodite_mine) wrote2008-12-06 03:43 pm

A bunch of people are doing this, so why not

STOP MAKING ME GAY (and by stop I mean PLEASE MORE).
(totally in alphabetical order)
(totally hotlinking)


A.J. Cook:: I know everyone else loves her for Criminal Minds, but I don't even go there. It's all about Higher Ground, baby. Shelby was the biggest dyke EVER.

Amanda Seyfreid:: STOP MAKING HEATHER GAY.

Amy Adams:: I actually haven't seen her in that much, but come on, just her stint on The Office was enough to make anyone gay. Except Jim?

Amy Poehler:: Anyone who has ever laughed at her on SNL is GAY NOW.

Anna Paquin:: She even makes vampires gay.

Anne Hathaway:: Telling rumors about your boyfriends doesn't stop you from spreading gayness.

Chelsea Handler:: OMG STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

Chloe Sevigny:: STOPPPPPPP.

Demi Lovato:: STOP MAKING YOURSELF GAY!

Diablo Cody:: Even working as a stripper can't stop the gay.

Ellen Page:: I'm not even going to tell Ellen to stop, because I'm pretty sure she can't control it.

Emilie DeRavin:: I don't even know what she's really up to now, but I still feel the Gay Ray Eyes left over from Roswell. Seriously.

Gillian Anderson:: Not gonna lie, Lady Dedlock brought the gay harder than Scully ever did, and Scully brought the gay pretty damn hard. (Also, Closure? REALLY GAY.)

Jenna Fischer:: AS WE SPEAK, THIS PICTURE IS MAKING ME GAY.

Jennifer Morrison:: *whimpers* Please... stop...?

Jenny Lewis:: NO JENNY NOT YOUR SPARKLY TIGHTS!!!

Jenny Owen Youngs:: Nooyes.

Kaya Scodelario:: What is that TINGLY GAY FEELING?

Keira Knightley:: You can't have her, straight people.

Kerry Condon:: She was the avatar for my gay RP player, so therefore I MADE HER GAY.

Leisha Hailey:: GAY FOR REAL GAY FOR REAL GAY FOR REAL

Maggie Gyllenhaal:: *COUGHMILFCOUGH*

Natalie Portman:: I'm kind of convinced that her new creepy skeezy boyfriend is a girl in really elaborate drag. I mean. His hair looks like a wig.

Olivia Wilde:: (don't go back to blonde)

Paula Brancati:: YOUR PLOTLINE ON DEGRASSI IS NOT CONVINCING ME.

Rachel Nichols:: Okay, I'm going to see G.I. Joe AND Star Trek because of you. Bitch.

Rachel Shelley:: Pretty and witty and (wait for it) GAY!

Rachel Skarsten:: Currently spends more time playing hockey than acting. Yeah.

Sally Hawkins:: EVEN MY MOM SAW THE GAY.

Sarah-Jane Potts:: *incapable of comment*

Shenae Grimes:: Come back to us, oh airbrushed one!

Tina Fey:: SHUT UP

Yvonne Strahovski:: Every Monday, a little bit gayer.

Zooey Deschanel:: So, if I put one of your movies on mute, and then put on She & Him Volume One, I would get hit by TWICE THE GAY.

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